In hilarious words and uncensored original drawings, Mr.

Tempus tells you-man or woman, young or old-how you can

take care of bodily business, get away with it, and actually

have some fun doing it.

In his irreverent A 40 Point Guide to Peeing in New York,

Tempus reveals the sophisticated New Yorkers secrets to

using automobiles and mailboxes as shields, taking advantage

of construction scaffolds and raincoats, and employing

conversation with imaginary friends as covers. The instructions

are clear as a bell and each of the 40 points is accompanied

with one of Tempus's nonpareil drawings. This book will have

people laughing and peeing for a long time to come!