Much like his hero, Renaissance man Leonardo da Vinci, bestselling author Andy Riley is not just an artist (or a liar)--he's an inventor. Imagine, if you will:

- The easily assembled Pole-Dancing-Club-in-a-Briefcase for stranded businessmen
- Christmas tree ornaments that provide surveillance to instantly tell Santa if you?ve been bad or good
- A high-speed police response unit aptly named the Cop Catapult
- The Arsehole Trap, which can clear an average size town of arseholes in a single day with its promise of Big Brother auditions

Like a twenty-first-century Rube Goldberg on the wrong mix of meds, in DIY Dentistry and Other Alarming Inventions Andy Riley has created elaborate inventions that are often side-splittingly sociopathic and never short of patently hysterical.