Monster Crap: A Not-So-Scary, Totally Hilarious Halloween Read-Aloud for KidsA hilarious delight for kids and parents alike! Is your child afraid of monsters at bedtime? Or maybe they giggle about poop and farts but don't have age-appropriate books that make it fun? Parents and grandparents looking for the best Halloween read-alouds, silly Halloween bedtime stories for kids, or even a quirky Halloween gift for children will love Monster Crap. This laugh-out-loud Halloween monster book for kids turns Dracula, Frankenstein, the Mummy, and Bigfoot into goofy, candy-stuffed clowns who get into fart-and-poop trouble instead of being scary. Vibrant illustrations, playful rhymes, and interactive call-and-response moments make even reluctant readers want to join in. ✔ Reduces fear of monsters by showing them as silly and lovable.
✔ Keeps kids engaged with outrageous rhymes and colorful art.
✔ Sneaks in a lesson about moderation and self-control.
✔ Doubles as a funny poop book for kids, a monster fart book, or even a gag gift for adults who love potty humor gifts.
✔ Works year-round, not just at Halloween. Parents love that it's one of the funniest Halloween books for kids-a silly children's book about monsters that also works as a goofy potty storybook. Whether you're shopping for Halloween gifts for grandchildren, searching for a friendly monster picture book, or just need a bedtime read that turns stress into laughter, Monster Crap delivers giggles and bonding every single time.Parents & Kids Rave: "My grandson loved the book. Kept him giggling... and he usually hates reading." "Absolutely fantastic! Toilet humor that played off Monster Mash and actually had a valuable lesson was epic!" "Monster Crap is a gem in the world of children's literature! Such a funny way to learn about choosing your food with care.Inside This Silly, Spooky Story You'll Find: ✔ Kids who fear monsters see them as goofy buddies instead of scary shadows.
✔ If your kid cracks up at fart jokes, this gives them an outlet that's silly but still appropriate.
✔ Reluctant readers? The rhymes pull them in, and before you know it, they're shouting lines with you.
✔ You get a built-in way to talk about moderation (thanks to the candy overload) without lecturing.
✔ And honestly-reading it out loud is just fun. You'll laugh too.
Whether your child needs help giggling away bedtime fears, or you're looking for a book that finally makes reluctant readers love story time, Monst