In The Dude Circus, Rose Heyze shares the ups and downs, the freaks and clowns, and her wild experiences in online dating after being "off the market" for more than two decades.

Her eye-opening and wild ride includes:

- The Creepy Shit: Dating is a circus, and I'm stuck in the freak tent.

- The New Language: Come one, come all! Check out the online speak!

- Cougar Time: Built to amaze, built to astonish-but age still matters.

- My Dick Circus Is Vast: Peep show, anyone?

Learning to navigate the language and rules of online dating was a baptism by fire: shocking, laugh out-loud hilarious, devastating at times, but ultimately rewarding. If you, too, are reentering the dating world, Rose's wisdom and lessons learned can help guide you through with your eyes open and your wits about you while keeping your self-esteem and sense of humor intact.