The beaches are on par with Hawaii or the Maldives. The prices are like Cambodia. And the tourists? They aren't here yet.

Quy Nhon (pronounced kwee-nyon) is having its moment. This clean, quiet coastal city is the secret getaway that Vietnamese people are whispering about. But Google Maps won't help you here-half the listings are wrong, and the best spots don't even have addresses.

You need a friend to show you around. That's where I come in.

I'm Elly, a Saigonese girl with a love for vintage vibes, street food, and honesty. I've written the first-ever comprehensive guidebook to this paradise to save you from the tourist traps and help you navigate the Socialist Paradise like a pro.

Inside this guide, we aren't just checking off sights. We are:

• Eating the real sushi: I'll teach you how to roll Goi Ca (raw sardine salad) like a local and direct you to the best farm-to-table chicken you'll ever eat (where you used to have to pick your own bird... it's a long story).


• Navigating the transport chaos: Grab is great, but sometimes you need A Guy. I'll explain why, how to find one, and why you should never, ever take a metered taxi from the street.


• Finding the hidden beaches: Forget the crowded tourist spots. I'll take you to Bai Xep (a remote fishing village that feels like another world), Cat Tien (the best beach you've never heard of), and show you where to swim with a giant Buddha watching over you.


• Getting the $6 Luxury Treatment: Yes, I found a place where a hair wash, facial, and massage costs 139K VND ($6 USD). And it's actually amazing.


• Dodging the Scams: I'll steer you away from the abandoned Seagate amusement park (it's a ghost town, literally), the rip-off Food Street, and the buffet that will give you nothing but regret.

I wrote this book for travelers who want to sit on a plastic stool eating the world's best grilled squid for $4, sleep in a four-star oceanfront hotel for $35, and experience a Vietnam that hasn't been paved over by mass tourism yet.

Come to Quy Nhon before the secret gets out.

Grab your sunglasses, your sunscreen, and your Google Translate. Let's go!